January 2012
December 2011
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Watchmarijuaniggas:
peninsulamaybe:
I CANNOT WITH THIS VIDEO
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN WTD KJEGWYULRIFEGQYWIHLRGFQEHKWQCFDWH AHAHHAHA
“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol (via vacant-veins)
Fucking irritated
Times like these where I’m so fucking grateful that I moved out of my fucking house and away from my crazy overwhelming family.
Never let me make any fucking decisions for myself.
Hella happy I can be away for the whole summer.
Tired of these haters.
I’m a fucking adult, just let me live my life.
Dear Santa, How much for the list with all the...
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Me:
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why is everyone hatin' on the Motto video?
I’m kinna glad they shot it on Treasure Island.
Instead of in the fucking ratchet ass parts of the bay.
At least they came out and represented us. Jeeez.
Weezy’s boots tho. Haha.
my birthday was special because I had a twin to...
fuck the police.
