December 2009
lindsaywells:
JayAre has a bigg butt… And it’s nice.
WORD.
“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity...”
– Mark Twain (via lickystickypickyme) (via quote-book)
Never thought about that.
LOL. Stepbrothers.
Me: Hey, I forgot to ask. . .
Gustavo: Yea?
Me: Do you like guacamole?
Gustavo: Yeaa, (bunkbedd falls), ha
Me: Hahah. This is how we do it.
Gustavo: Dun dundun dun dundun dun
Me: LMFAO!!!
Gustavo: Haha,, :D
“The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Hahahahaha.
“I Wanna Hold Your Hand,” Across the...
crushes:
,lriG
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Took me a minute… But still cute =)
“Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in...”
– Coco Chanel (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
I love Coco Chanel =)
13713.) You are the first boy I have cried over. I...
blogsecret:
You were in love with me the majority of the year, but because I was too insecure and had too many problems with myself, I pushed you away by pretending I wasn’t interested. You had idea how badly I wanted to say yes when you asked me out in March. I was burning for you, I’m that good of an actor. If there’s any chance you’ll be interested in me again this year, it will prove that...
“ It’s not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via chickenshit) (via quote-book)
Lol.
Formspring me! →
Don’t over analyze this. Haha.
“I’m not gonna go looking for love, I’m just gonna kick back and wait...”
13653.) I'm tired of being the one chasing. I...
(via blogsecret)
I’m pretty sure this is exactly how I’m feeling right now. O__O
13685.) i saw you eye-fuck me when i was walking...
(via blogsecret)
LMFAO.
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Haa. Dumb song, catchy beeeat.
Makin Changes. . . For the better =)
So today, I’m supposed to have a really deep conversation w/ two of my closest friends Daniel and Lindsay before we have my birthday lunch, but I want them to read this first.
I’ve decided that it’s time for me to make some changes. Anyone who knows me will know that this is REALLY out of character, but real talk, this is what’s about to happen. This is me being serious,...
17 YEARS AGO I WAS BORN!
=D
I can officially load this here. HAHAHA. =)
TiffanyyTano: and it's like, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? THE MATH GOD?
TiffanyyTano: haha.
loerda: ahahahahaah tiffanyy your so crazyy
loerda: ahahah
TiffanyyTano: lol,
loerda: thats gunna be my fb status
TiffanyyTano: hahhaa.
loerda: "what do i look like THE MATH GOD
loerda: HAHAHAHA
TiffanyyTano: hahhaaha.
TiffanyyTano: =)
TiffanyyTano: that will go on tumblr =)
"Maybe she's not the most beautiful girl in the...
ayeitsjerrka:
(via johnyr)
Perfect girlfriend?
chellechelly:
lettelette:
She dresses up all cute and pretty every time you take her out on a date. This is her way of keeping you interested as your eyes are locked solely on her. You stare at other girls instead, and she gets hurt and upset that all her time and effort were put to waste. You call her insecure.
She holds on to you like she’s never letting you go. This is her way of telling...
The Cult of True Womanhood
I’d prbly be stoned to death if I lived in the 19th century. HAHA.
“Do you really have a fever? Or are you just THAT HOT?”
– Daniel Walsh
Horo'a mai te here Horo'a mai i te ora Horo'a mai...
Got back in touch w/ an old friend
I’ve never had any feelings towards him that weren’t platonic before today. Not sure what made me question the relationship we’ve always had.
I’m gonna sleep on it, and hopefully tomorrow I’ll wake up and evaluate this w/ fresh eyes.
This would just create chaos and awkwardness that we both REALLY don’t need right now. I don’t know anyone else w/ your...
Strike everything that applies:
paulineee:
prettywreckless:
itsscandinavian:milkteef:
1. I’m in my bedroom now. 2. I’m in Asia. 3. My hair is black. 4. My best friend is of the opposite sex . 5. My best friend is my significant other. 6. I’m currently listening to music. 7. In fact, I listen to music more than 80% of the time. 8. My parents are still married. 9. I have an older sister. 10. I prefer wearing skirts/dresses...
I only like a few lines of this song. Haha.
Where...
Let's Make a Song ;)
I don’t need to use names for anyone who bothers to read this in order to figure out who I’m talking about (LMFAO) HOWEVER…
People keep saying I need to make the first move if anything’s ever going to happen. BUT, didn’t I already make the first move? I mean, if he already knows what I think of him then what comes next is what he thinks. I’m never gonna know...
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and...”
– George Carlin (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
LOL. I'm so mean!
Me: Why is it that no one ever likes me? =|
Boy: Idk. I think you're really pretty. . . =/
Me: You don't count =|
“Sleepyhead,” by Passion Pit
Oh I love inside jokes =)
Monique DeLancey: your birthday is kinda almost here x]
tiffanyytano: OMG I KNOW!
tiffanyytano: I'l be waiting for a chocolate penis
tiffanyytano: ;)
Monique DeLancey: most a likely a chocolate banana.
Monique DeLancey: I couldn't find a guy that would let me borrow his penis..sooo. haha
tiffanyytano: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WTF O_____O
Nin Nguyen: If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass.
tiffanyytano: WTF
tiffanyytano: . . .
tiffanyytano: O_O
Nin Nguyen: HAHAHA
tiffanyytano: What is wrong w/ you. . . Haa.
Nin Nguyen: im just kidding!
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Giving up.
It’s been like two months and nothing has happened. Time to find someone else. It’s whatever.
